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I love a cunning linguist…
So we decided to invite the most cunning of you linguists to come out and talk to us. You can talk clean, you can talk dirty, you can talk about your day at work.
But you must talk to us.
The rules are simple:
Sign up (email firstname.lastname@example.org)
Show up at Tequila Bookworm (512 Queen Street West) on June 23, 2011
Show up at 8:30
Get up on stage and…
Talk to us. By doing this, you assure women that the art of conversation is not lost. That you, darling boys can engage a woman for about 5 minutes. That’s all. You’d be surprised…it’s harder than it seems. We (Skye, Lippz and myself) will provide feedback; the ladies of the audience will cast votes. We will then crown the most cunning of all of you linguists and extol the virtues of your silver tongue.
(yes, you automatically score 10 points if you do it shirtless… I will personally give bonus points to a man who reads a scene from North by Northwest)
Can’t wait to hear what you have to say…
(yes, I wanted to see how many times I could use the phrase “cunning linguist” – there, I did it again)