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My last post was about music. Specifically, suggested songs that I liked and would love to slow dance to. Awww. So romantic. So, of course, a friend of mine who was reading the post said, “you should do a post with songs to have SEX to!”
He then proceeded to sing “Bump and Grind”. Badly. Comically. Including the “my body is telling me NO, but my BODY…MY BODAAAAAY…” When we finally composed ourselves, he looked at me and said, “seriously. You should.”
But instead of making it about MY choices, I decided to crowdsource, and create a list chosen by you, the people. I’ve asked a few questions on Twitter that help me inform my blogs, but dang…these answers came fast and furious. Pun intended.
So, here goes. These are the songs that YOU, dear readers love to have SEX to.
Oh, one of my favourite people Hey Homee, had me clarify (and rightfully so) whether these were songs to have sex to, or to make love to.
Sex. Hot. Sweaty. Exhilarating. Exhausting. Sex.
Gimme Shelter – Rolling Stones
Comment. Ooooh. I’m a Stones girl. One of my older cousins was (and is) a hard-core fan.
Other suggestions: Playground Love by Air, Glory Box by Portishead.
Rock the Boat – Aaliyah
Comment: Kevin had a few suggestions, but I love this song by Baby Girl, and it’s my blog. So this is the one I’m posting
Other suggestions: Sock it to Me – Missy Elliot, Butter Love – Next
Lick the Pussy – Beatnuts
Comment: A hip hop aficionado (this DJ’s crates run really deep), Jacks provided a few suggestions. All involved… “instructions”.
So I chose this one…ladies, you feel me?
Other suggestions: Kool G Rap “talk like sex”, 3-6 Mafia – Slob on my Knob, Any Too $hort song, Mobb Deep – Hit it from The Back
Closer – Nine Inch Nails
Comment: In high school, one of my classmates walked in with a jacket with the band’s logo. I said, “what’s ‘nin?” When he stopped laughing, he lent me this CD. Whoa. Sidebar: I really love Maxwell’s remake of it too.
Other suggestions: I’m Going Down – Mary J Blige, Criminal- Fiona Apple, #1 Crush – Garbage, One Minute Man – Missy Elliot
WuTang x Jodeci – Freakin You Remix
Comment: how do you not nod your head while having sex to this song? #hiphopquestions
Old Skool Love – Divine Brown
Other suggestion: I Need You by BVSMP
Anytime. Anyplace. – Janet Jackson
Comment: Lobstar. One can have sex to this entire album. Yes. Including “Throb”. And as @royalegg said, this is a “greeeeeat fucking song” (which is how I ended up with the title of this post!)
Other suggestion: Bohemian Rhapsody, but then I cussed him out for that. Not that people can’t get down to choruses…
Anvil Chorus – Giuseppe Verdi’s Il Trovatore
Comment: admittedly, I didn’t know the name, but I recognized this right away when it started playing. Sidebar: Play a live recording so that you receive applause at the end…
I Want You – Elvis Costello
Comment: Well. Listen to these lyrics. It doesn’t get more plainly stated that this:
Jodeci – Feenin’
Comment: Yup. This right here.
Other suggestions: Barry White – Never Gonna Give You Up. H-Town -Knockin Boots. Tevin Campbell – Tell me what you want me to do… then the next day, he added Twenty Four Play by Janet.
Sidebar: if you ever wondered what Jim Carrey might’ve looked like performing this song at karaoke… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRXhT8BsKYM
Fuck All Night – Jay-Z
Comment: Sigh. DJs. But the line “emergency dick in a glass” always cracks me up. *Hov laugh*
Honorable mention from @BeeSince83
Robin Thicke – All Tied Up
She didn’t suggest it outright, but she did mention it…
Comment: Robin, honey? I don’t get why the stylist put you in that George Michael circa Faith leather jacket, but you get a pass this time because I do love your voice.
Today on the East Coast, the temps are set to reach a high of 32 degrees (or 90 for you Yankees). A night of hot. Steamy. Sex… and this is your soundtrack.
It’s Friday the 13th. Get lucky.