Saturday Night Fail

(On his THIRD approach…)

“Look, I’m going to make you like me. I don’t think you like me. So this is my goal tonight. I think you should like me. I’m a good guy.”

(Arches brow)


(Arches brow)

“My name’s Mike”

(smiles) yeah. Not surprised. Listen, Michael? I’m going to teach you a very important lesson.

“What’s that?”

“You can’t make anyone like you, and not everyone will. So. Fuck off now…