A lot of discussion of exes lately.
Specifically, my exes (everyone keeps asking me about my past)
Out with a group of girls, and one of them had not seen ANY of my exes (I don’t do photos).
Finally, I pulled up a few.
Girlfriend #1: “Nice…” “Ooooh. Macho…” “Really?”
Me: (pulls up a photo of an ex with his current girlfriend) “Here he is with his girlfriend…y’know, I thought he’d be with someone more “shiny”. She’s kind of milquetoast…”
Girlfriend #2: (looks over at laptop) “yeah, he seems like he’d be with someone more dynamic looking, someone funkier…”
Girlfriend #1: “sometimes when you’re the creative funky one, you just need some dry toast. No butter.”
Yes. We discuss you even when we’re done with you and you’re with someone else.