PSA – The Movember Movement…

Happy Movember my darling boys.

Heard about this for the first time last year.

For those who don’t know, the Movember movement aims to raise funds and awareness for prostate cancer. You start out clean shaven and grow a moustache for the entire month.

Why is this important? Do you know what your prostrate does? Or do you think you don’t need to worry about it until you’re 40?

From Wikipedia:

The function of the prostate is to store and secrete a slightly alkaline fluid, milky or white in appearance, that usually constitutes 25-30% of the volume of the semen along with spermatozoa and seminal vesicle fluid. The prostatic fluid is expelled in the first ejaculate fractions, together with most of the spermatozoa. In comparison with the few spermatozoa expelled together with mainly seminal vesicular fluid, those expelled in prostatic fluid have better motility, longer survival and better protection of the genetic material (DNA). The prostate also contains some smooth muscles that help expel semen during ejaculation.

Incentive number one: your boys swim better and faster with this gland.

Have you heard of the G-Spot? Yes, that elusive gland in women, the holy grail of sexual climax. You hit a woman’s G-spot and you’re a sexual god.

(sidebar: Pffft…)

Guess where your G-Spot is?

Ding ding ding!!

When you orgasm, sperm is transmitted from the ductus deferens into the male urethra via the ejaculatory ducts, which lie within the prostate gland. Now, some of you are able to achieve orgasm solely through stimulation of the prostate gland, such as prostate massage or receptive anal intercourse.

Oh hush, where did you think it was?

Incentive number two: a more powerful and intense orgasm.

Really, that should be all the incentive you need.

So how do you get her to celebrate the prostate with you this Movember?

You could try Lingam massage or toys for anal play

sexy time talk…

OR…

Grow a moustache and get her to sponsor you. Besides, I can think of one way how that moustache can come in handy…

Happy Movember…

xoxo/hlbb

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2 thoughts on “PSA – The Movember Movement…

  1. I believe in g spots and healthy prostates but I effing HATE Movember.

    Wake me up when everyone has shaved his little hairy worms off his top lip.

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