The worst pick up line ever? Discuss…

I am the queen of the bad pick up line. Regular readers know that what I mean by that is that I hear some really really bad ones. You see darlings, I’m what some men refer to as the “drunken bet girl”. Deemed unapproachable while they are sober, they slowly build up enough bravado (read: drink enough) to approach me and decide to say the stupidest shit ever.

The lines I hear make me wonder if these men EVER get laid. But this one? Ranks in the top 5 of worst pick up lines…

Setting: Friday night, club (of course)
Me: obviously with a group of people, but kinda just dancing by myself…
Him: really really drunk…

The opener:
“You. You look the kind of woman who knows how to make a man ejaculate.”

It was loud. I was recovering from a vicious migraine, I looked at him thinking “I didn’t just hear that…” Since he just came up beside me, I just turned to look at him and said (with as much attitude as possible) “what?!”

The line:
“I said you look like the kind of woman who knows how to make a man ejaculate. And then…ejaculate herself.”

Me:
“You really fucking need to stop talking right now…”

His response:
“You do though. You. Loooook like a woman who knows how to ejaculate and ejaculate a man. Am I right?”

Is this the worst line ever? Discuss in the comments:

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6 thoughts on “The worst pick up line ever? Discuss…

  1. *eyestab* followed by *throat punch* that’s disgusting. Either this guy watches too much porn and thinks those kind of lines work. Or he lives at home with his mom still. That’s horrible.

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