An HLBB Event: Cupcakes & Cunnilingus Day March 20th, 2010

Okay boys. I get it. Today is Steak and Blowjob day.

Apparently this is in response to Valentine’s Day…a day where you all dash out and buy hallmark cards, cheap chocolate, and sometimes you get it right on the flowers. So you figure, a month later she can thank you.

I know few women who actually have a vested interest in Valentines day. It’s so played out. We too like to have our fun, our cake and eat it to. Well for you to eat it.

Mark your calendars boys and girls: March 20, 2010 is Cupcake and Cunnilingus Day. Or, the short form: Cupcake and Coochie Day.

It’s simple: buy her a cupcake, go down on her. For more than 15 minutes…spend some time down there and have fun with it. I know what you’re thinking: “we JUST had Valentine’s day”, but I assure you…THIS is probably a better guarantee of sex than anything you did on February 14th.

Where to buy cupcakes:

The Designer Cookie

The Cupcakery

Babycakes Cupcakes

The Cupcake Shoppe

Lollicakes (nut free!)

(Yes, they’re all T.O. based…I’m T.O. based! But if you want to submit your local cupcake shop, I’d really appreciate it!)

Let’s *ahem* spread the word…

Ladies: you have a whole week to book your waxing appointment…but please no vajazzling…coochies should not be a choking hazard…

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7 thoughts on “An HLBB Event: Cupcakes & Cunnilingus Day March 20th, 2010

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    • I would LOVE it if C&C day was every day!
      Now, who are these sources that say it’s April 14th hmmmmm…? I could’ve sworn this day was an HLBB invention, created in response to a robust conversation about the bullshit of Steak and BJ day and the ridiculousness of Valentine’s Day.

      Hmmm. Must go research.

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