Okay…I’m going to rant because I’m really really tired…and angry.And it’s moments like this that I think that HLBB actually serves a purpose.
Interior. Night. My apartment.
Phone rings and a familiar number to The Girl shows up on the display. It’s the number of Stupid Fuck. She’s surprised, because she hasn’t heard from Stupid Fuck in about 3 months.
(false enthusiasm) Hey honey, what’s up?
Not much. Just got in from work. You?
(laughs) All work and no play…
Yeah. But I had to get it done. I’m a mess though. Giant bruises everywhere from boxes falling on me and shit. But, whatever. It’s done and I’m about to hop in the shower and wash the day away.
Whatcha doing tonight? Hitting up a club or something?
No. Too beat up and tired. It’s shower, snack, maybe a drink and then bed. It’s been a rough couple of days.
Aw, that’s it? You maybe wanna call me after the shower?
Maybe we could (pauses) hang out…?
(sarcastic tone) Seriously? I just told you that I had a rough couple of days and you’re asking me to (pauses and takes a deep breath) “hang out”?
Well, it’s been a while since we talked…I thought…
Yeah. Well. I gotta go (pauses) and (pauses) yeah, I wont be calling back. Ever.
Disclosure:no. I hadn’t slept with Stupid Fuck. Thought about it once, but then he didn’t call for three fucking months.
I will now never think of him again.
Guys: if a girl you’re interested in has had a bad day…they don’t need your shoulder to cry on, they don’t even really want to talk to you about it. They just want the day to go away.
Now,IF he had offered the slightest bit of kindness…a kind word of encouragement, cracked a joke, offered to bring me some goddamned food for fuck’s sake, I wouldn’t be calling him a Stupid Fuck right now and blasting him on this blog. So, if you’ve ever tried this (douchebag) move and wondered why she didn’t call you back or answer your other calls/emails/texts/BBMs…it’s because you. are. a. stupid. fuck.