File under WTF?

“what, uh happened was, that I was fixing my car, and I got tired. I got so tired, I didn’t feel this girl jump up in my car. No baby I swear, I didn’t feel her OR her girl taking my cellphone to send you the video. NO baby, I don’t know how she knew you were my girl…she must’ve just chosen the last number I dialed. Baby, just listen. I don’t know these hoes! See? See how they hafta shake me awake? They just trying to cause drama. Look woman, you ain’t gonna love me when it hurts, this ain’t gonna work… and how you gonna have GPS on my phone and not tell me woman?”

You know some brotha is gonna try this excuse…


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